On today’s premiere of the 15th season of “The View” there was lots of marriage talk. Joy Behar revealed a top 10 list, ala David Letterman, of the reasons why she finally tied the knot to her very, very long-time beau, Steve.
Do you have a top 10 list of reasons why you want to marry your significant other? Why not create one for your bachelorette or bachelor party or have your wedding party create it for you. For inspiration here were Joy’s Top 10 reasons for marrying Steve:
#10 – Steve was tired of holding his stomach in every time he got undressed
#9 – Joy doesn’t want her grandchild asking, “is nana a putana?”
#8 – Now that gay marriage is legal in NY, ‘spousal equivalents’ is so 2010.
#7 – They need a good excuse to go off their diets for a nite
#6 – Joy embarrassed asking about senior citizen discounts for her quote/unquote boyfriend
#5 – Steve tired of being referred to as ‘that old guy’ by Joy’s relatives
#4 – Joy promised not to play iPad scrabble in bed on their wedding nite
#3 – Sick of Barbara Walters bugging her
#2 – It was a career move, Joy was hoping to get on the cover of Brides Magazine the AARP edition
and the #1 reason for Joy Behar marrying Steve Janowitz is… Joy was expecting twins.